Pre-order of The Trashies "Teenage Rattlesnakes" LP including immediate download of 10 tracks in the high-quality format of your choice (MP3, FLAC, and more), plus unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app. You'll also get the complete album the moment it’s released.
releases 04 June 2013
$8.99USD or more
PRE-ORDER: THIS WILL SHIP ON JUNE 4TH 2013 OR SHORTLY AFTER.
First press. Color vinyl edition. Limited to 500 copies. Comes with Download Code.
WHAT 1-2-3-4 GO! SAYS:
Gunk rock. Mangled Monks worship. Glue addled bug smokers. Members of Unnatural Helpers and Uzi Rash. Strange times. Fever dreams. Cretin Hop. Poor business decision.
FROM THE DESK OF THE TRASHIES:
The Trashies "proudly" present TEENAGE RATTLESNAKES with 1234GO! Records
Smell that? Thats what it looks like. Hear tHat? thats what it smells like. Yes, thats fine, right there. Worm rhythms, rat trap claps, the unsheathing of a midnight knife fone Kall at 2am. Time, as we didn't know, cant, and actually, refuse to know it (ore anything), bends. Wolf-a-mania raps at the window trying to get in, it needs A BITE. knot rapping like a knock, but like a yearning in verse form for fungus and bug bowls. we have ALL been tar: the smoke signal pricks up your ears, pickles whats left of the rodent center of your brain and TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO: go out to the dumpster behind the SUPER DUPER market. look underneATH. the puddles lap greasy waves on an asphalt parking lot beach. thats where dreams are shattered and you awake talking to not much but some rat pals on the run. And that seems to be a proper reckoning of tHE TRASHIES material: two rocks(man made, anti rock) smashed together till they break or BOREDUMM occurs. same deal. Rat spew jerky barely recognized after the fact. Sure, they say, Lets MAKE IT a "song!". but they don't rightly remember: RIKKI TIKKI ROUTER TABLE on lead drill, KapTAIN RON WOLLPHMANN may know a person who has a guitar, J. C. TRASHINGTON tickles the black n wits, and BILLYGOAT eats a bass (the fish). they were once trapped in the same room huffing venom and this occurred: TEENAGE RATTLESNAKES. a declaration of …something. or not. not much at all? anything? UNnlikely. the swamp stain on the underside is all thats left and nothing but a batch of hit songs in bam bam cave man beat. and now? Trash Kore is the past and pain is the future. Gunk Rock is a gift, thats why it calls it the present. which is a worm. which is a raisin. which was a brain?
-Mongo Jumanji Chillwigger IV, Seatlle, WA 2013
Pre-order includes immediate download of 10 tracks in the high-quality format of your choice (MP3, FLAC, and more), plus unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app. You'll also get the complete album the moment it’s released.